I’m currently looking for a job and have been looking on monster, careerbuilder, and even craigslist.  I know craigslist is sometimes used by scam artists, but I know smaller companies often used it because posting is cheap.  Well, evidently it is also used by perverts. 

I sent my resume to an ad asking for a personal assistant and asked for more information about the job.  I thought the person posting the ad wanted someone to photocopy, fax, and run errands.  The poster had said they would like someone who could cook, but that seemed fine as I like to cook.  He asked for someone friendly, which is normal.  Well, here’s what I received in response to my emailed resume:

Now, once that you’ve gotten past the awful punctuation, the repeats, and the spelling errors, I’m sure you’re appalled.  Seriously.  Seriously?  He wants me to come into his house at any time and give him massages and “anything else.”  I’m pretty sure that counts as prostitution, yes?  And for $10 an hour?  I’m not trying to sound conceited, but if I wanted to be a hooker, I’m pretty sure I could get more than $10 an hour.  If I sent him a resume detailing my job history, why is he asking me to come to his house with a mini-skirt and no panties!?!  I am appalled and disgusted.  Who does that?  There’s a whole other section for adult gigs, so why did he post that on the actual job page?  I’m really hoping it was just some jerkface pulling a practical joke, but something tells me it was serious.  Maybe it’s my lack of faith in humanity…